I Have to Write them Down

Our kids say such funny things and I always laugh but I decided I need to write some of them down.

This morning Ed was on the computer and Kendi wanted to play games on it so he tells Kendi to go up and get Davin a nutrigrain bar and by the time she gets back, he'll be done with the computer and she can have it. Kendi turns around and says; "OK dad, but I really don't like to be a servant." WHAT?!!!

EVERY time I go to the bathroom, Davin has to get all up in my business and he ALWAYS says "mom you got diarrhea?" My reply is always "no Dav, I'm just going potty." Then he says, "oh potty, good boy mom."

ME: "Davin come here." DAVIN: "ok, hold on a minute. Gosh!"

When we were camping at our family reunion last month, we were sitting at the picnic table and Kendi starts telling someone "Sometimes when I watch NOGGIN, cuz it's like preschool on TV....." Yes, I get the mother of the year award, because it's obvious that i NEVER let my kids watch TV!

When we were driving to our family reunion, we got onto the mountain and there were a bunch of cows walking in the middle of the dirt road. My brother's girlfriend was excited about this and started taking pictures but Kendi said, "Mom, what the heck are cows doing in the road?" I say, "The cows live here and they don't know it's a road." Kendi says," COWS! Get out of the freaking drive-way!" Mother of the year award again, I know....

When I ask Davin "Do you love me?" He says "yes mom." Then I ask, "how much do you love me?" His response is "Me, Davin!"

Kendi always tells me "Mom you're the best mom a girl could ever have."

Davin will mumble something I don't understand and mumbles it over and over and I still don't understand so finally out of frustration, I say "OK Davin!" Then he says, "oh, thanks mom. You're the best." Then I think, "Oh crap, what did I just consent to?"

I LOVE THEM!!!!